wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is hilarious 

OH MY GOODNESS. When you’re that cute you can do absolutely anything that you want to. So much precious.

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

OH MY GOODNESS. When you’re that cute you can do absolutely anything that you want to. So much precious.

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It amuses me to no end…

when the gifs in my dash are dancing to my music.  I just scrolled down to see Spongebob and Patrick swaying to Drake and laughed for the rest of the song…

Hey! This is exactly how I start my mornings most days. Crawl from bed to floor.  Stare at ceiling contemplating whether or not the day will be worth leaving the floor. Go to work. Repeat.
If I ever don’t show up to work, chances are I’m asleep on my floor and the day just didn’t seem worth it that time. 
wowfunniestposts:

 what a funny blog

Hey! This is exactly how I start my mornings most days. Crawl from bed to floor.  Stare at ceiling contemplating whether or not the day will be worth leaving the floor. Go to work. Repeat.

If I ever don’t show up to work, chances are I’m asleep on my floor and the day just didn’t seem worth it that time. 

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

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for Lizzy :)

for Lizzy :)

My soul is telling me to eat anything & everything chocolate or ice cream related that I can find, but my mind is telling me that’s a bad idea.  Thank you for helping me decide which is right. I <3 you, Tumblr.

My soul is telling me to eat anything & everything chocolate or ice cream related that I can find, but my mind is telling me that’s a bad idea.  Thank you for helping me decide which is right. I <3 you, Tumblr.

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Funerals.

“Sedated” does not even scratch the surface of what I would like to be right now. Please bring on the summer now?

Finals week is…

  • Trying to move out while writing essays like a madman
  • Waking up and deciding to see how fast you can chug a beer, for kicks
  • Daydreaming of the summer all day long
  • Forgetting everything…like your apartment number or your pants

I CAN ALMOST TASTE FREEDOM.

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Jessica Lea Mayfield - “Somewhere in Your Heart”